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16 Jul 2010 On Elitism and Reading Choices

There’s something that’s always been part of the Western publishing landscape, which is now seeping into India as well. It’s called elitism. You know, the attitude of a few that literary authors who write one book in five years are special and talented, and crime writers or those horrible romance writers who “churn out a book a year” don’t deserve to be read. The scratching of the head ensues when Dan Brown’s books sell millions and your friend, the avid reader, has never heard of Rohinton Mistry.

“Popular fiction” has become something to be mocked, looked down upon, and readers of it regarded with distaste. This is something that’s prevalent in music (”Celine Dion fans are ignorant and don’t know good music”) and in India, at least, everyone’s favorite punching bag is the author Chetan Bhagat.

Now before I go further, let me tell you about my reading choices. Well, everything. I grew up reading Enid Blyton, Agatha Christie, and the Nancy Drew series, moved on to those wondrous romance novels, graduated to chick lit and crime fiction, and now read pretty much everything under the sun, including Rohinton Mistry, Marian Keyes, Amy Tan, Harlan Coben, Haruki Murakami, Pankaj Mishra, Cormac McCarthy, Tom Robbins, Taslima Nasrin, Arundhati Roy, Jennifer Weiner, Sidney Sheldon, Amitav Ghosh, Nisha Minhas, Jhumpa Lahiri, and the back of my juice box. In fact, I’ll try any writer once.

I did pick up a Chetan Bhagat book a couple of years ago, didn’t really enjoy the story or the writing, and hence, didn’t buy any more. Purely personal taste, nothing against the author or his genre. I’m just not a young twenty-something Indian working in a multinational company and have already answered for myself the questions Bhagat’s characters are asking, so I don’t identify with their struggles. I also didn’t like the writing style.

But does that mean Bhagat’s books don’t deserve to be published? Does that mean all his readers are classless brainless idiots? No, of course not. One of his books just got made into a major movie, and he’s got hundreds of thousands of fans. Can we really say that hundreds of thousands of people don’t know what makes a good story or good book?

And what is a good book anyway? Isn’t it something that speaks to you, moves you, or just makes you laugh? Who am I to tell anyone that Arundhati Roy should move them or speak to them more than Chetan Bhagat? Who am I to say that reading a novel about sixteenth century China is a better way to spend an afternoon than reading a novel about a woman in LA who can’t find love?

This article in the Indian Express caught my attention as I was pondering these issues a couple of weeks ago. For those of you who’ve been around me for a while, you know how mad I get when someone uses multiple exclamation marks, so the fact that a published author would say, “Grammatical errors, spelling mistakes doesn’t (sic) matter that much. I am not writing a (sic) literature,” makes me want to poke a hot knife in my eye only so that the pain of that can erase the pain of this sentence, but this author is a bestselling writer and his book is in the eighth print run (whatever that means; what if they’re only printing 1,000 copies per run?). Will I read him? No, absolutely not. Will I look down upon people who do? No, never.

I understand that publishers and authors have a responsibility to their readers to give them a quality product, and by quality I do mean not completely abusing the English language, but I do have a problem with people who look down upon readers who choose to read something that the literati don’t approve of (yes, I’m looking at you, Maureen Dowd).

As readers, we should demand quality standards from our publishers, but don’t hate the author. Good on them if they were able to take that risk of sitting down and writing an entire book despite their lack of sophistication of language and then actually get it published and sold. I’m guessing these authors (the Indian ones) aren’t raking in the millions, so it’s important to understand that there is a market for their work and that they’re able to tap into it. But I just don’t understand the hatred against Bhagat on Twitter and other social media. So you don’t think he’s a good writer and shouldn’t be as popular as he is. Um, so?

As writers we work by and because of market forces every day. What the masses are reading and what they may or may not like is an important factor in what we’re able to sell. Can we really afford to look down on millions and say their taste doesn’t matter?

I, for one, can’t and don’t want to. I don’t like Bhagat’s books and won’t be reading them, but isn’t it a tremendous achievement that his books got people talking, and more than that, reading again?

As a writer, I’d like one day for my books to be able to do the same.

08 Jul 2010 Getting Married is Easy, Registering it is Hard

The court where we’re getting our marriage registered in Delhi is only open to applications on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. During these six hours a week, you’d think anyone who wanted to get themselves officially registered would be able to walk in, get a form, fill it, submit the documents and be done with it. You’d think wrong. Because this is India, and in India, nothing is that simple.

Marriage Registration, Day 1:

“Your documents are incomplete.”
“This is what it said on the website.”
“Your documents are incomplete.”
“Well, then what do I need?”
“Come back after one hour.”
“But what do I need?”
“Come back after one hour.”

Marriage Registration, Day 2:

“Your documents are incomplete.”
“I’ve done EXACTLY what it says on the form.”
“This here, it isn’t correct. You need passport as identity proof.”
“You said PAN card is fine.”
“You need passport as identity proof.”
“But, you said… fine, I’ll go get it.”

Day 2, One hour later:

“Sir is not here.”
“Well, who is?”
“Sir is not here.”
“Where is he?”
“Sir is in a meeting.”
“When will he come back?”
“It could take hours.”
“HOURS?”
“At least one hour.”
“What about these marriage registrations?”
“They’re discussing demolitions in the city. There are more important things in the country than marriage registrations.”
“This is the marriage registration office, yes?”
“Sir is in a meeting.”
“Well, ask him to come out.”
“Sir is in a meeting. It could take hours.”

I went through the same process to get admission into college, to pay the fees every semester, to get my graduation certificate, to get my driving license and passport, and for countless other things, but each time I’m surprised anew. Sometimes, I’m astounded by how anything in this country ever gets done.

On Friday, we try again.

27 May 2010 Now in Print

My latest for Time.com, In India, Banking on the Morning After, is now up on the website. Check it out and tell me what you think.

I’ve finally gotten around to updating the front page of the website (phew!), so now just some minor tweaks on the blog and we’re good to go.

That’s all the news today from my world. What’s happening in yours?

04 Aug 2009 Outsourcing to India

My God, is there no limit on stupidity? It actually says a lot when Snopes has to debunk something like this.

If nothing else, the notion that the U.S. presidency would be given over to someone who would undertake it as a moonlighting job for $320 per month crosses the line from believability to absurdity.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/outsource.asp

28 Jul 2009 The Right Decision?
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I have two deadlines, but they’re each two and three days away. Finish them and then take a day off or take a day off before getting to them?

Questions, questions.

I’m overworked, but not underpaid. I live in India. I don’t think I can ever complain about being underpaid again. That’s not to say I’m going to undervalue my work, but every day, I am reminded how very very lucky I am. I hope I never take it for granted.

So it’s been two months now since I returned from America and you may recall that Sam and I decided to change course from New York to New Delhi almost last minute. So I have, of course, thought about whether it was a good decision, bad decision, regrettable decision.

I’ve come to the conclusion that it was a great decision and that I may have to dedicate all future success in my career to Sam, for daring to suggest that we scrap months of our well-laid plans just days before he was going to leave India, and go with what obviously felt right to both of us instead.

Everything feels like it’s just fallen into place perfectly. I know that by saying that I risk jinxing it. As freelancers, there’s often so much to complain about. But sometimes, like right now, life is absolutely perfect, and it’s important to acknowledge that.

18 Jun 2009 Global Shlobal

When it comes to content, only “English-speaking countries” are king, whatever the heck that means. Don’t ask me, ask Helium. The company, which recently changed its policy regarding non-US contributions, gave the following explanation after they ejected most Indian writers from their website:

Since our goal is to become the top-quality content site on the web, we realize that, as a US-based company, we cannot accept writers from countries where English is not the primary language.

Because we all know that every US citizen speaks and writes in better English than every Indian citizen.

(But… but… please Helium? I’ve studied English since I was five years old. Won’t you pay me pennies per click for all those years of effort? I is write well, I promise!)

But it’s not just Helium that thinks demonizing Indians, regardless of their caliber of writing, is fun. For kicks, The New Haven Advocate hired unsuspecting professional Indian journalists (one sucker actually had the galls to demand $1 per word!) and published their content with a “Made in India” stamp. I’m guessing that wasn’t meant as a compliment.

As Suneetha B says, “I get the frustration they have over their jobs shipped overseas and their rightful reaction and objection to this. But was there a need to ridicule a group of professionals who do the same job as they do, just because they live in another country with a different economy and currency conversion values?”

Here’s an idea: instead of targeting people who have no control over what these companies do and are simply trying to make a living, why don’t you go have a conversation with the people who actually make these decisions. You know, like, er, the management?

In the meantime, please go ahead and get your jollies by ranting against Indian writers. Because everyone knows Indians as an entire nation of people aren’t professionals and don’t deserve to be treated that way.