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Me: Wow, your laptop’s pretty clean. Mine looks like it was left in a field of dust.
Friend: Mine does too, usually. I just cleaned her this morning.
Me: Her? Your laptop’s a her?
Friend: What’s yours?
Me: Him. I named him Max.
Friend: Oh, that’s right, you have a black MacBook. So of course it’s a him. *Stroking his white MacBook* Mine’s white. So it’s a she.
Me: Why is white a she?
Friend: *Looking at me like I’m dumb.* White? You know, like a new bride?
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Uh. And you think I’m a weirdo?
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