12.32 a.m. Send essay manuscript for consideration.
12.41 a.m. Receive confirmation of receipt and a note saying they’ll get back to me soon.
1.42 a.m. Acceptance letter arrives with terms of contract. I respond with a counter offer.
2.03 a.m. Editor says they can probably go higher, and she’s going to bat for me now. Will get back to me with a number soon.
2.17 a.m. Their next offer arrives. I accept it.
2.24 a.m. The essay is scheduled, and I get a request for invoice.
2.32 a.m. Send my address and details for payment.
2.35 a.m. Receive acknowledgement and a note of thanks.
Easy peasy.
(P.S. The trip to Jodhpur was fabulous. Got drunk and called a bunch of English people at a party wankers (and worse), rode a camel, had drinks at the Umaid Bhawan Palace, and got hit on by the world’s smallest bodybuilder. Photos of us by friend and photographer Niklas Halle’n here.)

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