I just received word that one of my essays will be in the book “Voices of Alcoholism,” to be published in March ‘08 by LaChance Publishing in New York.

A contract is on the way from Ms. Magazine. Pass my feminist hat, please.

And since good news comes in threes, or is supposed to, I will go feed myself grapes and wait for the six-figure advance for my as-yet-unwritten novel to arrive.

(For the nitwits who felt the need to ask, of course I’m on a deadline and can’t focus. Have you learned nothing from this blog? I’ll say it one more time: Procrastination = post on blog.)