Archive for March 20th, 2007

Why Honesty Isn’t Always the Best Policy

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

Her: “Look! My new watch!”
Me: “Wow, it’s hideous. What state of mind were you in when you got it?”
Her: “Uh…. it was a gift actually. From my boyfriend.”
Me: “Oh.”
Awkward silence.
Me: “It’s really pretty!”
Her: “Oh shut up.”